Side A:
- Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall
- Betty Ford Clinic
- Weebles Wobble But They Don’t Fall Down
- Sheep Dip
- Lancer with Your Zancer
- Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden?
- Flying Killer Cobs from the Planet Bob
- Did You Spill My Pint?
- Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
- Rad Dude
Side B:
- Sumo Rabbit and his Inescapable Trap of Doom
- Maim Mower Main
- Cob Woman of Deth Meets Mr. Smelly Mop
- Got No Legs? Don’t Come Crawling to Me.
- Icky Ficky
- Judgement Day (Assume the Position)
- Ooh Crikey
- Satan’s Trampoline
- Dodo Doe
- Duck Off
- F.A.T. (Fascist and Tubby)
- Punk as Fuck
- Sharp Fucka Blades of Hades
- March of the Mods